Not Quite What I Meant...

Mommy: "Aiden, I have a big job for you."

Aiden: "Ooh, what is it?"

Mommy: "Can you put this screwdriver in the drawer for me?"

Aiden: "Sure."

Mommy: "You have to be very careful though, because it could hurt you."

Aiden: "Yeah, I'll be very careful, because I could get screwed."

Mommy: (giggling under my breath) "Yes Son, you don't want to get screwed."